We’ve all heard the expression, "A trained monkey could do that job." But no one is really being serious when they say it. So, I was surprised to read last month that Rogers Communication was hiring monkeys to work in some of their stores on a trial basis. I thought to myself, what lengths will … Continue reading A Trained Monkey Could Do That Job

[Sung to American Pie] A long, long time agoI can still remember howThat hockey used to make me smileAnd I knew if they had a chanceThat they could make Leaf fans danceAnd maybe they’d be happy for a while But every April made me shiverWhen TSN would deliverBad news on SportsnetI’d have to turn off … Continue reading Dedicated to Toronto Maple Leaf Fans and Haters