I like staying at a nice hotels. I love the amenities: the fine dining, the cozy bars, the spas and swimming pools. Rooms with hideaway TVs and fridges stocked with booze and goodies. Then there are all the little things you can bring home. I sometimes get carried away. My bathroom essentials are largely ‘donated’ by various hotel chains. The soap and shampoo are from Marriott hotels. The towels and terry cloth robe are from Hilton hotels. They are so plush. I have a drawer full of disposable razors that are donated by Hyatt hotels. Hotels have also made other contributions to the place including cutlery, mugs, a coffee maker, a microwave, linens, two pillows and a sex toy found in a drawer at a Best Western. I hate shopping, so I’m killing two birds with one stone as they say.

Come to think of it, I could use a flat screen TV for my bedroom…