It’s so hot that robins are using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

It’s so hot that cows are giving evaporate milk.

It’s so hot, I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It’s so hot that people are sticking to the road.

It’s so hot that chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

It’s so hot that hot water comes out of both taps.

It’s so hot that the water in the toilet bowl condenses are your butt.

It’s so hot that you discover that asphalt has a liquid state.

It’s so hot, I looked outside and saw my lawn furniture trying to stand on one leg.