| Rob Ford | Donald Trump | |
| How he is able to run for office
|
Family money | Family money |
| Who supports him
|
Angry old white men | Angry old white men |
| Who is he least likely to invite over for a beer | A homosexual | A Muslim |
| Best idea
|
Build subways, subways, subways | Build a wall |
| Not a good look
|
Red faced and sweating | Hair thing and orange tan |
| Biggest lie | “I do not use crack cocaine” | Thousands and ‘thousands of people in Jersey City were cheering at the World Trade Center was falling” |
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