This Should Be Donald Trump’s Cabinet

There is so much speculation about who will be in the President-elect’s Cabinet. To be consistent with his anti-Washington demeanor, I’ve put together a pretty impressive list of possible Cabinet candidates. Donald Trump has shown you don’t been any political experience to be President. So why do you need relevant experience to run a federal department.

Secretary of State – Alec Baldwin
After lampooning Trump on Saturday Night Live, why would Donald Trump ever want anything to do with Alec Baldwin. It’s quite simple. Appoint him to State and have him spend the next four years out of the country visiting foreign leaders. The next best thing to throwing him out of the U.S. Since Trump plans on being an isolationist, it’s not like there will be any foreign policy work to be done.

Secretary of Defense – Dick Butkus
Butkus was named the top defensive player of the year in the NFL and made eight Pro Bowl games. I can’t think of anyone more qualified for this Cabinet position.

Secretary of the Treasury – Jordan Belfort
The Wolf of Wall Street is a no brainer. The U.S. national debt is almost $20 trillion and Belfort knows how to make money. If he’s not available then how about Michael Miliken?

Attorney General – Julianna Margulies
Margulies may not be a lawyer but she plays one on TV. That should be good enough for the Trump Cabinet. Besides that, she’s a good looking woman and we know Donald Trump likes good looking women.

Secretary of the Interior – Marc Emery
I had to think about this one for a while before I came up with Marc Emery. I know he’s Canadian but he has spent time in U.S. prisons. Most notably in 2009 when he served a five-year sentence for selling mail-order cannabis seeds into the U.S. I just think he could make some good use out of federal held land and generate some income for Treasury.

Secretary of Commerce -Ivanka Trump
What better way to make sure Trump’s business empire thrives during his presidency but to have Ivanka run the Commerce Department. You know she is going to get some appointment so why not Commerce.

Secretary of Labor – Pee-wee Herman
Let’s face it, we know Trump doesn’t give a shit about the Department of Labor. So handing it over to Herman should take the labor movement back 50 years.

Secretary of Transportation – Elon Musk
Tesla, SolarCity and SpaceX, this guy is just super cool.

Secretary of Homeland Security – Steven Seagal
Seagal is getting a little old but still who wouldn’t love to see this guy storm into the home of a suspected terrorist and take him down on his own. Definitely, he would inspire confidence.

Secretary of Agriculture – Howard Stern
I know what you’re thinking. What does this New Yorker know about farming? Nothing. But he gets along with Trump and would be fun to have at drab Cabinet meetings.

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