Autocorrect speeds up texting and typing. But we’ve all been frustrated or embarrassed when our device has inserted the wrong word. I’ve collected some well-known autocorrected sayings.

A bitch in time saves wine.

Where’s the brief?

May the workforce be with you.

A fool and his monkey are soon pasted.

It’s finger lickin goo

Life is two shorts.

Four s’mores and seven beers ago.

Love is never having to say you’re sore.

I ain’t afraid of no toast.

The penis mightier than the sword.

I’m going to mate him an otter he can’t reuse.

A snitch intertwined saves limes.

Took the wood right out of my mouth.

Money talks and Bullwinkle walks.

Two thongs don’t make it tight.

One giant creep for mankind.

and finally…Let’s Make America Gripe Again.