Dear @writevent person.
Bill Nye, the science guy, suggests that a permanent Mars Colony is pure science fiction. He indicates that anyone who believes in the stuff must be high. So, how does he know about Dix Jenner?
Dear @writevent person,
Mrs. White, my grade 10 English teacher recently contacted me. She had read my first novel, THE ROAD AHEAD, and wants change my grade for that year from a B- to a C+. Isn’t there like a statute of limitations or something like that for school grades?
Dear @writevent person,
I’ve never had good math skills. I’ve trying to figure out how to best price my ebook. Am I better off selling 500 copies at 99 cents a copy or 1 million copies at 1 cent a copy?
Dear @writevent person,
Police raided my MC’s farm and confiscated all his marijuana plants. It seems he forgot to get a grower’s license. Now my humor book is about a dairy farmer who decides to grow soybean. Yeah, this is going to be so hilarious.
Dear @writevent person,
I took my computer in to the shop because my floppy drive is acting up. The technician says it’s obsolete and can’t be replaced. He says I should be using a cloud. I didn’t want to sound like a moron, but how does it work on a sunny day?
Dear @writevent person,.
I’m thinking about creating a hashtag game for left-handed paranormal atheist writers called #paraleftygodlessmonday. What do you think?
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