Your daughter sends you a WhatsApp message and it’s a series of emojis. You have no clue what it means and realize you can no longer communicate with the younger generation. What do you do?

You know if you admit to not understanding that you will be ridiculed forever and a day.

“Mom, do you still use dial-up internet?”

“Dad, what happened to your cell phone the size of a shoebox?”

I have the solution for you. I’ve created a Emoji-English dictionary with someone common phrases you will find handy.

🐝🙊 – be quiet

👀👉🔜 – see you soon

🚬🔥 – smoking hot

📌👉 – screw you

🎭👑 – drama queen

📞☝️ – call me

💋🐴 – kiss my ass

🏠 🔥 – house on fire

need 🍌 🍩 now! – need sex now!

😍 ☕ – love coffee

🚗 🚫 start – car won’t start

👉 👌 – are you okay

🍑  📞  – booty call

🐴 🕳 – asshole

😍 👀 👉 –  love to see you

🍌🍩 ⬆ – fucked up

⛏ 👅 – work sucks

🚫😎💡 – not the brightest bulb

👿🔥⬅️🏃‍♂️ – go to hell

🏊‍♀️💩 – you’re in deep shit

🚫⏱️🐂💩 – no time for your bullshit

⏱️🐷✈️ – when pigs fly

👀📔😭 – read it and weep

❌😬👋🥘 – don’t bite the hand that feeds you

🌬️😳 – blow my mind

🚫⏳🙅‍♀️👋 – no time, don’t care, BYE!