An Emoji Translator

Your daughter sends you a WhatsApp message and it’s a series of emojis. You have no clue what it means and realize you can no longer communicate with the younger generation. What do you do?

You know if you admit to not understanding that you will be ridiculed forever and a day.

“Mom, do you still use dial-up internet?”

“Dad, what happened to your cell phone the size of a shoebox?”

I have the solution for you. I’ve created a Emoji-English dictionary with someone common phrases you will find handy.

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ™Š – be quiet

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ”œ – see you soon

๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ – smoking hot

๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ‘‰ – screw you

๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ‘‘ – drama queen

๐Ÿ“žโ˜๏ธ – call me

๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿดย – kiss my ass

๐Ÿ ย ๐Ÿ”ฅย – house on fire

need ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿฉ now! – need sex now!

๐Ÿ˜ โ˜•ย – love coffee

๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿšซ start – car won’t start

๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ‘Œย – are you okay

๐Ÿ‘ย ย ๐Ÿ“žย  – booty call

๐Ÿด ๐Ÿ•ณย – asshole

๐Ÿ˜ย ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘‰ย –ย  love to see you

๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฉ โฌ†ย – fucked up

โ› ๐Ÿ‘…ย – work sucks

๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’กย – not the brightest bulb

๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ”ฅโฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธย – go to hell

๐ŸŠโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฉย – you’re in deep shit

๐Ÿšซโฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ’ฉย – no time for your bullshit

โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿทโœˆ๏ธย – when pigs fly

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ“”๐Ÿ˜ญย – read it and weep

โŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฅ˜ย – don’t bite the hand that feeds you

๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณย – blow my mind

๐Ÿšซโณ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹ย – no time, don’t care, BYE!

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