Even disgraced former U.S. presidents get a presidential library. After all, Richard Nixon has one. So, I’ve begun to collect possible locations for consideration.

1. Four Seasons Total Landscaping – The owners have promised to make a portion of their parking lot available for a library. The Philadelphia company was a critical part of the Trump election campaign.
2. Attica State Prison – The prison already has a library and there’s a good chance that Donald Trump might spend some time there after leaving office. So obviously, there appears to be some converging events playing here.
3. Trump National Golf Club, Bedminster – Just imagine the library overlooking the magnificent 18th hole of this golf course. The golf course will need to have some drawing power after losing PGA events.
4. Proud Boys National Headquarters – They don’t actually have a national headquarters but Trump has a soft spot for this chauvinistic domestic terrorist group. They could easily combine a headquarter with a presidential library.
5. Trump University – Many presidential libraries are associated with universities and we thought that this particular university might be one of the few eager to host the Trump Presidential Library.
6. KFC – What better way to reach out to Trump supporters than to have KFC sponsor a Trump library. Each outlet could have a small exhibit right next to the bathrooms. Alternative to KFC – Taco Bell.
7. TrumpWorld – Florida could be the location of a theme park called TrumpWorld and the gift shop could also serve as the presidential library.
8. Mobile library – One proposal we’ve heard involves loading the library onto several tractor trailers and having them drive around the U.S. heartland.
9. Trump Tower – A portion of the parking garage in the Trump Tower could house the presidential library. We think that money will be tight once the president leaves office and has to pay for his own upkeep. Monetizing the parking garage in this way is a win-win.
10. The Kremlin – We know how fond of each other Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump have become. Adjacent to the Kremlin is likely the most ideal location for a presidential library.