That inauguration photo of Bernie Sanders was quite the internet sensation and created a flurry of memes including the Where’s Bernie (and Waldo) meme above. The senator took it in stride and used the opportunity to raise a significant amount of cash for charities in Vermont.
Bernie: What are your views on the Green New Deal?
Bachelorette #1: Sorry, I don’t eat at McDonald’s.
Bachelorette #2: Do you mean the guy who was once married to Drew Barrymore?
Bachelorette #3: I’m a vegan so I’m all in favour of salads.
Johnny: Sir, are you planning on checking into our motel
Moira: Why look at him. He’s nothing more than a cantankerous old man.
Alexis: Is he even alive? He hasn’t blinked once.
David: I just love his mittens though.
Jethro: Heehaa! Look at all them movie stars walkin the streets.
Elly May: I hope I can find me a man in Beverley Hills.
Jed: Tarnation. I’m told I got me enough money to buy one for you.
Granny: Hogwash, Elly May don’t want no high faluten Californi feller. There were plenty of beaus back home.
Bernie: For god sakes, is anyone listening to me? I need to pee. Please stop at the closest rest stop.
Jed: Anyone know who that feller is in the back of the truck?
Would you like a chocolate Mr. Bernie?
You sure are bundled up for Alabama weather.
Mama says you can’t trust folks wearin’ masks but I don’t know nothin’ about that.
Joker: What are you in for?
Bernie: They told me for disorderly conduct. Just because some cop doesn’t like the mitts. They are perfectly appropriate for an inauguration. It’s a joke. It’s about time we defund the police. The entire system is rotten to the core.
Joker: Hey guys! Stay clear of the cranky old man with the mitts.
Moishe: Who’s the Kallah?
Abe: No clue. Wonder if she’s as old as the Chatan.
Everyone: Hava nagila, Hava nagila, Hava nagila, Venis mecha.
It says here you want to enlist me for your fight against corporate corruption, economic inequality and climate change.
Bernie I’m just a crime fighter. Have you considered running for president?